What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
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