What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!