Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday