The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
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