How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
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