I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
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