Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.