Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
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