Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
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