What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
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