What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
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