Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.