What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
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