What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
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