Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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