Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
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