Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
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