What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.