Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.