What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.