when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.