Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
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