My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
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