What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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