just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
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