What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
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