I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
I love you from my head tomato
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
I hope for world peas.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
I think therefore I yam.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
What a spud muffin.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
Time to celery-brate.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
Keep calm and carrot on.
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