Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
I think therefore I yam.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
Everybody romaine calm.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
I yam what I yam.
I love you from my head tomato
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
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