What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
I yam what I yam.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
I love you from my head tomato
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
I hope for world peas.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Everybody romaine calm.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
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