Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
I hope for world peas.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
I love you from my head tomato
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
I yam what I yam.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
This foundation is rock salad.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
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