Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
Time to celery-brate.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
This foundation is rock salad.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I love you from my head tomato
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
My wife asked if I'd be available to drain some vegetables next week.
I said I'd check my colander.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
I yam what I yam.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.