What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
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