What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
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