You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
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