A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
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