The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
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