Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
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