Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
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