The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
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