I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
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