Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
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