The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
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