I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
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