We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
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