My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.