The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.