Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”