what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.