Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug?
How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?