“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug?
How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.