Corn

This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the blonde corn maze? It only had 1 stalk.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!