Corn Jokes

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Did you hear about the blonde corn maze? It only had 1 stalk.
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Where's popcorn?
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
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