Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
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