Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
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