Welcome to our Ear Puns, I'm sure you've heard all about it...

I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What kind of ears do trains have?
I've never seen the inside of my ears...

But I've heard good things.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"

The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.