"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?" No, but dynamite!
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop. You can see da brie everywhere.
How does a bomb choose not to go off? It refuses.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb... but they needed to sea mine.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off. Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What do you call a selfish bomb? Mine.
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad Too bad, I had a blast working there.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut... The Blew wire.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb? Napoleon Blownapart.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ? "Let me Atom."
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad. Because their parents had just split.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide. This is no laughing matter.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain? It was pretty mindblowing.
Never Throw Items Out a Plane
There’s a Mexican, an American and a Russian man on a plane.
The Mexican says, "I hate my country!" And throws a tin of soup out the window.
The American says, "I hate my country!" and throws a pie out the window.
The Russian says, "I hate my country!" And throws a bomb out the window.
The plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying and asks him "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says, "a tin of soup fell on my mom's head and now she’s dead."
"I didn't do that!" says the Mexican.
The American sees another kid crying and asks her "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says, "my mom was driving, and a pie fell on her windshield and she drove off a cliff as she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that!" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and sees a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says, "what's so funny?"
The kid says, "Daddy just farted and the house went BOOM!"