Hickey

Working Late Again
Working Late Again A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and made love for two hours. Afterward, the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife. After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. A-ha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal. Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!" "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look at what he did to my breasts!"
Johnny and His Little Secret
Johnny and His Little Secret One day, mother walked in on teen Johnny making out with his girlfriend. Johnny felt this was awkward, and he didn't want to the family to know he has his first girlfriend and tease him. But his mother smiled and said: "Don't worry Johnny, I won't tell your father, this will be our little secret." The next day Johnny sat to breakfast with all his family, when his father noticed a hickey on his neck. "Son," He said, "where did that hickey on your neck come from?". Johnny replied: "That is me and mother's little secret." The rest of the breakfast was very quiet.