What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.