Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourdgeous.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
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