We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
I love you a tot!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
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