Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
I like you a latke!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
I love you a tot!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Time fries when you’re having fun!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
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