Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
We’re a perfect mash.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
I like you a latke!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
I love you a tot!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
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