What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
We’re a perfect mash.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
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