What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
We’re a perfect mash.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
I love you a tot!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
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