What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
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