What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.