Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.