Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
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