I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
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