The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
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