When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
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