Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
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