What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".