The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
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