I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
One should always practice what they peach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
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