Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
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