We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
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