After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
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