Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.