I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.