We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!