The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
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