What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.