Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
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