Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
What do you call yogurt that is terrified of other dairy products? A cow-ard!
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
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