I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.