What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
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