What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.