Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
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