What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.