What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.