Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.