Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
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