What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
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